Rihanna And Charlie Sheen Are Involved In The Weirdest Feud Ever Right Now

It seems like osmeone up there in the pop culture sky put a bunch of celebrity names in a hat and drew two of them out to get in a fight with each other, because I can’t think of any other reason why Rihanna and Charlie Sheen would be in a feud right now.

It all started earlier today, when Charlie put up one of his bizarre haiku-cum-Twitter-rants, explaining that he and his current girlfriend Brett Rossi were out to dinner the night before, to celebrate her birthday, when they realized Rihanna was at the same restaurant. Apparently they sent over a request to be introduced to her, but she declined the meeting, as she felt there were too many paparazzi outside.

Annnnd that’s pretty much all we know, because then Charlie Sheen gets booted up into full rant mode, calling Rihanna out on her ‘bad wig’ and repeating endlessly that even though his girlfriend was interested in meeting her, he ‘couldn’t pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint’:

no biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and
“please kill me now”
that I’d never get back.

My Gal, however,
was NOT OK with it.
Nice impression you
left behind, Bday or not.
Sorry we’re not KOOL enough
to warrant a blessing from
the Princess.
(or in this case
the Village idiot)

You can read the full text here, if you’re feeling adventurous, but we’re gonna move on. RIhanna responded in pretty typical fashion, also via Twitter.

Don’t love the insinuation that Charlie’s gay and that that’s a bad thing, but in general, I was pretty surprised at her restraint. But you know wasn’t? CHARLIE. Back for more, this time he released a statement to TMZ registering his disgust with RiRi:

Dear Ms. Rihan-
oh wait, no last name,
Okay, Dear R –
clearly English is NOT
your primary language.

Firstly I want to thank you for recognizing me as Royalty. I’m flattered.
And secondly;
do the good Queen a favor and go tend to the dungeon in my Castle.
But beware of the
rats and the snakes.
They stir with folly
awaiting your tepid advance,
in the shadows…”

later Doosh!

And this is where we find ourselves now! Shaking our heads in confusion as to how this fight sprang up between two highly volatile people in less than twenty-four hours. Yikes.

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